People from beige.party

Same person, different server!

Seriously, I'm just this guy. I speak computer. I speak a little bit political philosophy.

I'm usually too tired to come up with something original, but I'll riff off your post because I usually can add funny.

Still only 13.2 inches tall when I'm yelling at LRRR.

I also say "fuck" a lot.

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#nobot

And especially fuck you to #NoTagsPub stalkers.

Leaning away from tech and politics, despite how the odors follow.
Being a dad.
Life is a dark wood, so I am always searching for the best path to shine my flashlight down.
I generally approve followers, I just not robots.

Hi, I'm Ben.

I'm a heady mix of a serious responsible grown up man and a stupid man-baby idiot with delusions of grandeur.

I'm a big nerd, really into music, cooking, books, films and scifi. I hate/love running and generally love being outdoors.

He/Him

Want to give me a million pounds? ko-fi.com/thebreadmonkey

Psst ...wanna see some toots?... justmytoots.com/@TheBreadmonke

♾️

back up at @amiserabilist

Avatar: penny farthing i am not a number
Header: plague island

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

gen x
amab/cis/het standing with 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈
he/him
probably on the spectrum.

if you think i am being rude to you, i am not.
it is a joke that i have not properly conveyed.

#memes
#minimalism

#scifi
#comics

#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics

#FOSS
#linux

A new instance and a new start. I’m a retired French professor
living in Pittsburgh PA with my husband. This account has an an older “sibling”, @MPgh. I decided to leave that instance and start over here.
Header pic: the Olympic Peninsula (west of Seattle) seen from space.
Profile pic: a squirrel seen at my window.
I’m a cis gay male.

Hi all, I am Tormod 🇳🇴🇸🇪 (he / him)

I am located east of Stockholm, Sweden, out by the coast.

My passions are in the areas of #music, #photography, #vectorArt #graphicdesign, #typography and, of course, family ❤️

Happy to talk to anyone, and I will assume you're awesome until proven otherwise.

Early years in Venice Beach, then the desert in California, early teens in rural central Utah, then high school and college in SLC. Western Oregon since early 80's.
Lover of books, birds, trees, beaches, Alaska, Hawaii, SF, NYC, Seattle, Portland...
I organize books for fun at the library, knit, crochet, cook, and love to walk.
Petsitter for dogs, cats, bunnies, and the occasional hedgehog.
Former restaurant and natural food store worker. Made forest service maps for a year or two.

Designing, Bicycling, Cellphoning, Californiaing

Husband, father, anti-fascist robot and enjoyer of things.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️Ally/Accomplice

I am unabashedly curious about everything. Wandering the hills of western Massachusetts (🌎 USA) with my canine companion Sadie.

κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfit to endure summer heat.

🚨NOTE: Your account needs to have some substance (eg profile image, about post, bio, boosting others) for me to approve a follow request.

Also, I wish it were needless to say, but if you are spewing hate, you don’t come in the door.🚨

#BeigeBackup
@emmasofia

#NoBot

Professional artist in the San Francisco Bay Area, specializing in watercolor. Covid cautious. Psoriatic arthritis. Caregiver. Sushi lover. ☦️ Eastern Orthodox Christian. Neurospicy. Very Left. 
Profile pic: A woman with longer ash blonde/grey hair, smiling.

Jazz drummer, professional dog trainer (R+, CPDT-KA, FDM), anarchist, enby, old, working against the systems of whiteness and colonialism. Image alt: avi is a wild burst of mossy branches, header is five Portuguese water dogs sitting in a row.

Pro creative designer. Dad of two. Husband of one.

Ongoing interest in but denier of conspiracy theories.

Martial artist (but not one of 'those ones'). Tai Chi + Kung Fu red sash - Wutan school.

Bass player. New music.🤘

#minipainting #Warhammer

Elegant geezer.

The opposite of 'woke' is 'cunt'.

Bournemouth, UK. 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🗺️

salty, spicy, and yet, still tasteless

also: 🛼 and anarcho-communism!

avatar: witch way to the gun show?

banner: b/w photo of seven humans on roller skates forming a 'conga' line (and they look like they're having a lot of fun!). hairstyles & fashions seem to indicate this photo was taken before everything went to shit.

☥ the ground is your friend, it's always there for you.

☥ clean your bearings, they're filthy!

☥ all hail eris!

Winner of the Fediverse, 2025. 🏆

I do things with computers. Unspeakable things.

I also write Overmorrow, a newsletter about technology and my problematic relationship with it.

Tech pessimist who's seen and understands the inherent dangers of tech reliance and privacy invasion. I do not post AI slop, I will not follow, and will unfollow anyone who does.

Neuro-spicy & on the spectrum with a tendency towards creating uncomfortable silences and the odd social faux pas.

4yrs on Mastodon, have switched instances

I will randomly comment on your toots, I will be attempting jokes, sarcasm, dark humour & obscure pop culture references.

Now with 50% more sarcasm!!!

Am I doing this right?